Flavors

Bong Water® Energized Soft Drinks^TM
Currant Available Flavors

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Carbonated Beverages: Energized Soft Drinks^TM

Our energized soft drinks^TM are custom formulated for bold, strong taste sensations, bottled with low carbonation for less bloating and allowing the consumer to enjoy the rich taste of each flavor. We use as few preservatives as posible. In most of our flavors, we use, Sodium Benzoate & Potassium Sorbate. We use as much carbohydrates ( sugars ) as is needed to in our energized soft drinks^TM are balanced with a special proprietary vitamin C & B complex. Our policy is no empty calories!

Along with the vitamins and other nutriceuticals, we put in about as much caffeine as a regular cup of coffee. Bong Water® will give you a quick energy boost and increase your alertness, but it won't give you the " jitters " or set your teeth on edge, and it lets you down smooth and easy. { No hypoglycemic blood sugar drop that leaves you brain dead or exausted.} All in all, we think our egnergized soft drinks^TM are some of the best tasting and functional sodas available. The " stoner " theme is added for fun and " in your face " mischief. We are not promoting any form of illegal drug or alcohol usage or abuse. We are just promoting having fun, enjoying life, and staying in control and lucid while spoofing the " high " of the 60's & 70's with our legal, healthier high of new millenium! Peace and Love, Doogie the Bong Water® Man^TM }".

The Original 420 Chronic Tonic^TM Energized Soft Drink^TM Line:

The Original 420 Chronic Tonic^TM { Exotic blend of Citrus and other eclectic fruity flavors.... Truely an original taste! }
Cottonmouth Quencher^TM { An awsome Cream Soda with a suprisingly snappy finish. Reported to get rid of cottonmouth, no matter how you got it. }
Green Dreams^TM { Intence Lime thats so sublime! Not a wimpy lemon-lime soda.... this drink has a bite! }
Purple Haze^TM { Our Mystery Drink - looks like a black light! What flavor is it? Let it run through your brain and you'll figure it out.... Jimi, would be so proud! }
Jamaican Sunrise^TM Laid back and smooth Caribbean style sparkling Apricot - Peach. }
Rosta Cherry^TM { Full bodied rich red cherry, goes great with Jerk Chicken and other Jamaican treats! Chill with this cherry today.... cool runnings, mon. }
Mowii Wowii^TM { Sharp South Seas style Kiwi-Strawberry with a delightful bite! }
Bell Bottom Blooz^TM { A laid back hamonious Blueberry blend that packs a citrus punch! }
Lucid Lemon^TM { A clearly supirior citrus punch for your favorite lemonheads! }NEW!
Doo Whut^TM { A bright yellow citrus mist thats mellow and sho doo gives a mountain of flavor. } NEW!

Flavors Still Available, but folding back into the 70's ....

Original Chronic Stout^TM { A sharper version of the Original.... May put hair on your chest, but not on your head.... sorry. }
Original Chronic Extra^TM { Original with Enestra^TM .... A patented, nutrilogocal whole beer extract known to enhance heart function. Warnings: Has been know to give consumer a dose of beer breath! }
Creeper Cola^TM { A smooth - sweet cola - nut taste, low carbonated, and made without phosphoric acid. We do not know of any other cola drinks on the market that are made without phosphoric acid. The up-side is that our cola won't damage your digestive system, or leach the calcium out of your bones. The down-side is that you can not clean your car battery with it. For folks that want to enjoy a smooth cola taste without excess bloating or other possible health risks associated with phosphoric acid based colas. Ask your doktor or healthcare providor about the potencial health issues associated with phosphoric acid! }
Mellow Melon^TM { Rich Southern style American Red Soda.... with a smooth Watermelon finish. }
Orange Sunshine^TM { A smooth Tangerine-Orange, a throwback to the late 60's Peace Movement. }
Johnny Chronic's Private Stash^TM { Enhanced Nutrilogical Energy Drink loaded with vitamins and Opti-L-Zinc® , Citrimax^TM Chrome Mate® and other goodies.... to your health from, Johnny Chronic^TM . }
Panama Red^TM { Sangria style red fruit punch with south of the border soul! } NEW!
Ganga Grape^TM { Full bodied STRONG grape taste, mon! }
Apple Poco Gold^TM { Formerly known as Acuipuico Gold^TM A deep Golden Delicious Apple that is not to sweet and not to tart.... it's simply golden, dudes. }
Cocco Loco^TM { A Euro-style dark chocolate gourmet drink for Chocolate Freaks! Lactose-Free, not a creamy milk chocolate. This drink is bitter-sweet and carbonated.... can be savored hot or cold. }
Ganjachino^TM ( Mocha Hazelwhat ) { The first cold packed coffee flavored gourmet drink on the market. Mocha, hazelnut, and vanilla added. This low carbonated energy drink can be enjoyed hot or cold! Try it in the microwave for about 45 seconds. The bubbles add an extra textural treat and a few minuites after you satisfy your coffee taste urge, it will seem like you just drank water.... no coffee breath or bitter aftertaste, or try it over ice cream.... it makes an awsome float!

Flavors in the curing stages of development....

Ripped Razzberry^TM { An awsome sweet tart red rasberry energy drink.... formulated to scrunch your face and make you think.... what were these dudes thinking of!! Go Figure. }
Julie Netherton's Treehugger Chugger^TM { For the tree lover in all of us.... a full flavored and frothy rich root beer energized with caffeine and vitamins! This will help give you the energy boost you need to hug the largest of trees. }

Non-Carbonated Beverages

Bong Water® People Coolant^TM { Award winning bottled drinking water that exceeds the EPA and FDA clean water standards! Prevents human radiator overboiling, will not rust your bio pipes, helps your bio engine run cooler and more efficiently.... flush out the sludge as you swet off the pudge, with Bong Water® People Coolant^TM ! }

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